Time and time again, pets have proven themselves to be loyal companions who don’t complain when we let it all hang out around the house. Our dogs and cats don’t judge us for sleeping late, not washing our hair, or occasionally wearing the same pair of sweatpants for three days straight. They don’t even mind if we dress them up in goofy outfits, just as long as it makes us happy. Animals truly are “the best people.”
And how do we repay them for their unyielding love and devotion? We take them to the grooming salon and let someone butcher their fur with a pair of sheers and a misguided sense of style, that’s how. Don’t get us wrong; most of the time when your dog or cat goes to the grooming salon they end up looking neat and trim, but sometimes that’s not the case. Sometimes, they come out looking like somebody messed up ROYALLY. These poor, embarrassed pets. It’s amazing they don’t ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ us in our beds while we sleep at night.
1. Dragon Kitty Wishes He Could Breathe Fire
His owners would be burnt toast if he could, lemme tell you what.
2. Elaborate, but Still Weird
This isn’t even a fail; someone worked hard on this. Because sure, doesn’t everyone want to look at their cat’s rear end and see whatever this is?
3. Just a Little Chilly
This poor pupper lost his fur coat. Somebody knit him a sweater!
4. Poofy Bouffant Dog
Big hair, don’t care! You know what they say, “the bigger the hair, the closer to heaven!”
5. They Say Dogs Look Like Their Owners
But this is ridiculous.
6. A Jaunty Bob
Pretty sure we all knew someone this same haircut in 7th grade.
7. I See Your Two Braids and Raise You This
Maybe this cat just got back from a Caribbean holiday where all the other tourists were getting braids. Blame it on the tropical drinks.