Here are the animals that have better beards than your ex (part 2):
9. Markhor – Afghanistan
These creatures are found in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Indian Kashmir, Tajikistan and Uzbekistan, and they have absolutely glorious beards. Perhaps the most glorious of them all.
10. Bearded dragon – Australia
Part dragon, part beard. This animal wins extra points for having the most ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀous name in the animal kingdom.
11. Turkey – North America
Some call them dewlaps, we call them Turkey beards.
12. Bearded pig – Borneo, Philippines, Malaysia
One-upping its unbearded relatives, the bearded pig is the most respected pig in the pig world. Often mistaken for wizards, bearded pigs are found in Borneo and are almost as rare as moustachioed elephants. Almost.
13. Catfish – everywhere except Antarctica
No, they are not whiskers. That is a massive beard.
14. Lion – Africa and Asia
A lion has a beard that circumnavigates its entire neck. It’s probably the biggest beard in the animal kingdom. Some people try to call this beard a “mane”, but those people don’t know what they’re talking about. It is a massive beard.
15. Bearded emperor tamarin – Brazil and Peru
Not only is this monkey an emperor, it also has a moustache to make even the most moustachioed of men jealous.
16. Tiger – India, China, Siberia and Sumatra
We are of the opinion that all tigers were jazz musicians in their past lives. The proof is in the soul patch.